tough guys

“look at those fucking flower shorts.”

“i like them.”

“and he wears a fucking hockey jersey. no fucking concept. i told him to get some tennis clothes.”

they devolve into a discussion about fashion on the tennis courts, discussing the AUS open before swerving back to their friend with bad taste.

“pink shoes. fucking pink shoes.”

“he just likes to be bright out there on the court, that’s all–“

“r.i.g.h.t.”

they talk movies. one wants a remake of animal house. then they reminisce about their bro movies and recall specific scenes from them. like goodfellas and top gun. they hate Netflix.

tough guys in palm springs play tennis every fucking day.