wrote a list story for a contest: http://www.littlefiction.com/beta/Listerature.html
ListOphelia. it was harder than i anticipated and i struggled to find an ending as a point. however, in the end, i had 24 points and the final one involved a lost train ticket. punk Ophelia infatuated with Hamlet’s pale skin. knocked up and can’t get out of town FAST ENOUGH.
PS read half of Hamlet.
PPS ophelia was was shafted, shafted.
PPS the Prince of Denmark was a bastard.
PPPS that Shakespeare could really write.
PPPPS i wish i had the vocabulary of an englishwoman.